February 2012
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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It's really hard to be into Jean Dujardin
when all I see is posters for Les Infideles, which might have one of the most sexist ad campaigns for a movie ever?
Feb 10th
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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“What…? Me…care…? About anything?! EVER?! ESPECIALLY SOMETHING...”
– Max from Happy Endings, summing up my life philosophy
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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There are TWO Darius Rucker songs on that...
We can all go home, great job everyone, election over, bye
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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The important thing is.my friends are willing to shit talk a stranger because i like the boy she is dating.
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
lizhammond replied to your post: Here is a list of things I really like right now! Im reeling from #20 (I naively thought I was the only one who loved him). oh god I love him so much. have you ever listened to the Comedy Bang Bang episode with him, Chelsea Peretti, and Adam Scott? I was weeping with laughter, especially during the second half.
Feb 7th
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“Dear Sister, Thank you for ruining my LIFE!”
– the first line in an email to me from my brother about how he finished the sixth episode of Sherlock
Feb 7th
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sl33pcr33p replied to your post: Here is a list of things I really like right now! - daydreaming about our summratime road trip to brooklyn what do you think “day drinking” “milkshakes” and “cutoffs” mean?
Feb 6th
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Here is a list of things I really like right now!
Daim chocolates Actually having money (even though I have nothing to put it in womp womp) The fact that when I asked my dad to send me a wallet I used in high school, I said, “it’s the one that says ‘Bad Mother Fucker’ on it” and I was actually telling the truth because freshman year my friends and I were into Pulp Fiction and label guns this song The comedy...
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Also,
the creep that decided to hang out with us who kept lamenting the fact that he was going to Afghanistan in two months told me he moved to the US and was in fifth grade when he moved back to France in 1992. I was like, “wait, 1992? How old are you??” And he was like “Twenty-six, how old are you?” And I just said “Sixteen.” And sipped my Guinness and he was...
Feb 5th
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I'm Disgusted With Myself...
maxley: I have 3500 e-mails in my inbox! At least I’m not this fool who got her wallet stolen today: #NoPityParty #NotNow #NotNever ladies and gentlemen my brother
Feb 5th
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I have a lot of feelings about today.
Like I was super hungover this morning, and then I had an amazing soup for breakfast/lunch. Then we went shopping and I bought two great sweaters, and then my wallet was stolen. So that blew, more sentimentally than realistically, because these days it’s super easy to cancel all of your cards and request replacements. And then we went to the pub for a pity party and my friends bought me...
Feb 5th
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Monika (to Julie): Did you see that guy in Free'P Star...I know Hannah didn't, because she was outside getting pickpocketed.
Me: Fuck you.
Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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14th-street replied to your post: Dear piece of shit fuckface who stole my wallet, OH MY GOD JORMAS NOTE :( It makes me feel good you still had it i yiur wallet. I’m sorry Hannah. Yeah, as soon as I realized it was gone I was like “Jess got that for me…” and I got super, super bummed. FUCK that person. generalmelancholy replied to your post: Dear piece of shit fuckface who stole...
Feb 4th
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Dear piece of shit fuckface who stole my wallet,
My roommates helped me cancel both of my debit cards (french and american), so at least that’s good. I lost a good bit of cash, which sucks, but whatever, I can handle that. Hope you are able to buy all of the butt plugs your stupid heart desires with that.  But the thing that really bothers me is the fact that within my wallet, you stole a very large piece of my life. My dear Mr. or Ms....
Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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“I know my international colors of chips (crisps).”
– Me, after correctly identifying three bags of chips colored blue (salt and vinegar), red (spicy), and orange (cheese related).
Feb 4th
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In related Harry Wittels news,
Malcolm Gmail Warner is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
Feb 3rd
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a snow grows in paris
Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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fauxbois asked: oh man. chip and dip that was a good one. but! i don't hate pete. he just gives me the creeps.
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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WatchWatch
globochem: On today’s KLG & Hoda disaster hour of The Today Show, Kathie Lee and this guy here wrote the most awkward song for a teenage guest with epilepsy. So obviously I jumped for my camera to get as much of it as I possibly could. (Excuse the escalating volume and cat traffic.) This is some Bob Odenkirky stuff. How is this real? Wow. Scars to reach the stars, you guys. KL is sooooo...
Feb 2nd
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maxley: Sister, Thank You so much for sharing this! what if I posted this video every single day until people started watching it?
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
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