February 2012
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“What…? Me…care…? About anything?! EVER?! ESPECIALLY SOMETHING...”
– Max from Happy Endings, summing up my life philosophy
There are TWO Darius Rucker songs on that...
We can all go home, great job everyone, election over, bye
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The important thing is.my friends are willing to shit talk a stranger because i like the boy she is dating.
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lizhammond replied to your post: Here is a list of things I really like right now!
Im reeling from #20 (I naively thought I was the only one who loved him).
oh god I love him so much. have you ever listened to the Comedy Bang Bang episode with him, Chelsea Peretti, and Adam Scott? I was weeping with laughter, especially during the second half.
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“Dear Sister,
Thank you for ruining my LIFE!”
– the first line in an email to me from my brother about how he finished the sixth episode of Sherlock
sl33pcr33p replied to your post: Here is a list of things I really like right now!
- daydreaming about our summratime road trip to brooklyn
what do you think “day drinking” “milkshakes” and “cutoffs” mean?
Here is a list of things I really like right now!
Daim chocolates
Actually having money (even though I have nothing to put it in womp womp)
The fact that when I asked my dad to send me a wallet I used in high school, I said, “it’s the one that says ‘Bad Mother Fucker’ on it” and I was actually telling the truth because freshman year my friends and I were into Pulp Fiction and label guns
this song
The comedy...
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Also,
the creep that decided to hang out with us who kept lamenting the fact that he was going to Afghanistan in two months told me he moved to the US and was in fifth grade when he moved back to France in 1992.
I was like, “wait, 1992? How old are you??”
And he was like “Twenty-six, how old are you?”
And I just said “Sixteen.” And sipped my Guinness and he was...
I'm Disgusted With Myself...
maxley:
I have 3500 e-mails in my inbox!
At least I’m not this fool who got her wallet stolen today:
#NoPityParty #NotNow #NotNever
ladies and gentlemen
my brother
I have a lot of feelings about today.
Like I was super hungover this morning, and then I had an amazing soup for breakfast/lunch. Then we went shopping and I bought two great sweaters, and then my wallet was stolen. So that blew, more sentimentally than realistically, because these days it’s super easy to cancel all of your cards and request replacements.
And then we went to the pub for a pity party and my friends bought me...
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Monika (to Julie): Did you see that guy in Free'P Star...I know Hannah didn't, because she was outside getting pickpocketed.
Me: Fuck you.
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14th-street replied to your post: Dear piece of shit fuckface who stole my wallet,
OH MY GOD JORMAS NOTE :( It makes me feel good you still had it i yiur wallet. I’m sorry Hannah.
Yeah, as soon as I realized it was gone I was like “Jess got that for me…” and I got super, super bummed. FUCK that person.
generalmelancholy replied to your post: Dear piece of shit fuckface who stole...
Dear piece of shit fuckface who stole my wallet,
My roommates helped me cancel both of my debit cards (french and american), so at least that’s good. I lost a good bit of cash, which sucks, but whatever, I can handle that. Hope you are able to buy all of the butt plugs your stupid heart desires with that.
But the thing that really bothers me is the fact that within my wallet, you stole a very large piece of my life. My dear Mr. or Ms....
“I know my international colors of chips (crisps).”
– Me, after correctly identifying three bags of chips colored blue (salt and vinegar), red (spicy), and orange (cheese related).
In related Harry Wittels news,
Malcolm Gmail Warner is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
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a snow grows in paris
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fauxbois asked: oh man. chip and dip that was a good one. but! i don't hate pete. he just gives me the creeps.
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Watchglobochem:
On today’s KLG & Hoda disaster hour of The Today Show, Kathie Lee and this guy here wrote the most awkward song for a teenage guest with epilepsy.
So obviously I jumped for my camera to get as much of it as I possibly could. (Excuse the escalating volume and cat traffic.)
This is some Bob Odenkirky stuff. How is this real? Wow. Scars to reach the stars, you guys.
KL is sooooo...
maxley:
Sister, Thank You so much for sharing this!
what if I posted this video every single day until people started watching it?
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ifc:
What are you expected to wear at a Phish...
see-more-glass replied to your photo: have you ever wanted to sink your face so deep…
Jon Snow, let’s be forever alone ……………………. together.
After I finished episode 7 last night, I turned to my roommate (who has watched them all) and said “I love Jon Snow’s bff, so I’m certain he’s going to die very soon.”
I hate this show.
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