Exit, pursued by a bear.: Archive

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Jan 1st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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If you HAD to, would you rather date Mr.Bean or ex president Bush? :) Mr. Bean. Hands down. That isn’t even like, a sacrifice. My brother and I used to rent Mr. Bean video tapes from the library and I was always entranced by his ridiculous humor. Not sayin’ he would be my FIRST choice of a date but…yeah, definitely him over President Bush. Ask me...

Dec 30th

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I wish this was my life.

Michelle: OK, where's the cake? Where's the presents?
Becky: Sweetheart, there are no cake and presents on New Year's Eve.
Michelle: I stayed up all night to kiss a DOG? This is nuts!
Jesse: Yeah, but tomorrow is New Year's Day, and we get to watch 37 football games.
Michelle: Don't wake me up. I'll see you on my birthday.

Dec 30th

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What is your favorite quality of Jones Levenson? I love the fact that he looks like my third grade teacher, which is a compliment, because that was a good looking man. I also love how much effort he puts into the silliest things, like our end of semester awards show. That might have been the best night of the semester. I also love that he goes by a bizarre nickname, and never...

Dec 30th

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Do you consider yourself a snob? I jokingly say I am, especially about culture, but I don’t think I am. I’d prefer to use the title “self-aware hipster.” Even though I listen to music and watch movies and TV shows that some people might consider pretentious (case in point: my answer about The Decemberists), but I also listen and watch very stupid things,...

Dec 30th

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Who would win in a fight: a giant squid or Samuel L. Jackson as Mace Windu? This is a challenge. On the one hand, Samuel L. Jackson was defeated by a giant shark in Deep Blue Sea. On the other hand, he was able to take down, by which I mean land safely, an entire plane full of snakes. I think I am going to make the wise choice and go with the force on this one: Mace Windu,...

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Who is your favorite band of all time and why? The Decemberists. Hands down. I know a lot of people don’t really like them. Actually, it would be better to say they don’t really GET them. My friend once described them as hyper-literate folk sea shanty music, and I think that is actually why I am so drawn to them. I like music that is educated and draws you in...

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dad didn't think it was as funny as I did.

Dad: New Year’s Eve marks the second full moon of the month, which means—
Hannah: Werewolves!
Dad: —means it’s a blue moon, which is—
Hannah: Sad werewolves!

Dec 29th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →

St. Vincent (22) Tokyo Police Club (20) Bon Iver (11) Au Revoir Simone (8) Metric (7) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Dec 29th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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How to be popular on tumblr:

1. Post a picture with caption from SNL. 2. Get one of the fuckyeah[insert snl cast member here] tumblrs to reblog your photo with caption. 3. ???? 4. Tumblarity!

Dec 25th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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I can’t get this song out of my head. It is...

Dec 22nd

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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-20) →

Radiohead (10) Blind Pilot (7) The Decemberists (6) Me First and the Gimme Gimmes (4) Belle and Sebastian (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Dec 22nd

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So this happened on the Rotten Tomatoes Show Year Endies. In case you can’t tell, I’m the stellar model. You should watch the entire show because a) I’m on it (again) and b) it is tres, tres fantastique.

Dec 19th

Oh maaaaaaaaaan.

My plans may have just been foiled.

Dec 19th

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Remind me in 2010 to never wear tank...

Especially while doing a review.

Dec 18th

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Dec 17th

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Sorry that I've been neglecting you, Tumblr, would...

Hannah: Hey i meant to ask you, do you have a relatively large, relatively traditional menorah my friend can borrow monday?
Benjamin: ummm what do you mean "borrow"
Hannah: Like to smash
Hannah: Because she hates the jews

Dec 17th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13) →

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes (13) The Decemberists (13) Sufjan Stevens (13) Gogol Bordello (8) Colin Meloy (7) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Dec 16th

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This may or may not be my favorite SNL moment of all time. Hands down Kaitlin is my favorite recurring character, no debate about that. (thanks Hannah for linking me to the video, I always enjoy watching this)

Dec 12th