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December 2010

sundryandvarious replied to your photo: Andrew Garfield wishes he was as sexy as…

WAIT THIS IS THAT KID FROM QUATRE CENT COUPS?!?1?!?! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A kid? A KID? WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH ALISA

Although yes, in Quatre Cent Coups he was 14, so.

Nov 30, 2010

 ariaria replied to your photo: I am still angry that I don’t own/can’t find this…

is this a national reference oh wait wat

Yeah The National were like the ~unofficial official~ band of Obama’s presidential campaign, which gives him mad indie cred. I’m pretty sure his campaign song was Fake Empires, and the song was also used in this ad (which, by the by, maybe I’m just biased, but I love how the both parties have used the idea of “returning to the great America” and “change” but the Obama/Democrat ideal is “we are one country and we must all band together” and the Radical Conservative voices we here are saying “we must protect ourselves from them”).

I can’t find the shirt ANYWHERE though. AND I WANT IT.

Nov 30, 20101 note
Do we have some good writers out there?

surlytemple:

-lovespeaks:

If so, message me if you’re willing to write some really great love conversations for the masses! Thanks

Hannah! It’s our chance!

Good thing I’ve saved up all of my good writing. Fuck all of those college papers I half-assed. I’ve been waiting my whole life to write for this.

Nov 30, 2010
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Nov 30, 20103 notes
#these two guys can wear a sweater vest like no other #they dance as well
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apparently some dummy dum asshole fuck my butt guy is still on and his musical guest is meatloaf, and he’s wearing some rhinestone—and I love meatloaf—I don’t love his music so much, but what he’s wearing now is fucking amazing, it’s what a rapper would wear in 1998.

and his keyboardist is wearing a white suit and bobbing his head between 9 and 3 o clock.
Oh and he has a back up singer that’s a girl with a tambourine and way too many necklaces on.

Ooh wow his lead guitarist is on roids, the back up guitarist is playing a flying v guitar out of his dick.

The drummer has jerry curls!

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This was said by my brother to me on the phone while he was watching Leno one night (presumably waiting for Jimmy Fallon to come on).

I’ve had it saved as a sticky note for a while and I forgot about it and then I saw it today and laughed my face off.

Now I have to go pick my face up off the floor.

Nov 30, 2010
#max #quote #leno sucks bawls
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-11-28) → last.fm
  1. Sufjan Stevens (65)
  2. Girl Talk (13)
  3. Kanye West (8)
  4. Nicki Minaj (3)
  5. Taken by Trees (1)

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Nov 30, 2010
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#Jean-Pierre Léaud #masculin feminin #gpoy #hnnng and a half
Nov 30, 2010
#Jean-Pierre Léaud #masculin feminin #sorry for the spam #my queue isn't working #hnnng and a half
Nov 30, 2010
#masculin feminin #sorry for the spam #my queue isn't working #hnnng and a half
Nov 30, 20102 notes
#no but for real #holy shit #masculin feminin #hnnng and a half
Going to flood your dashes with screencaps from this movie tyvm.

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Nov 30, 2010
#masculin feminin
Nov 30, 2010
#the national #obama #mr. november #hnnng and a half

November 2010

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Since before the first season of Community, Harmon has been enmeshed in a public feud with Twitter user Gwynth Alcopoz, a.k.a. “Gwynnifer.” Sample exchanges from Gwynnifer to Harmon typically include variations of calling him a “fat bigot.”

Despite the virulence of Alcopoz’s attacks against the show, Harmon, and even Harmon’s girlfriend Erin Hill (“Can you sleep at night after fucking fat bigot @danharmon? Or does he only fuck his Emmy?”), Gwynnifer’s name was mentioned on-air during the November 11 episode of Community, where it was used as the name of a woman with whom Joel McHale’s Jeff canceled a date.

“I don’t like making up names and I was imagining this person on the other end of the phone being disappointed in Joel’s character and I pulled that name out of my head because it has something to do with disappointment,” said Harmon. Or as McHale’s character says to the unseen Gwynnifer, upon abruptly breaking their date, “Tell your disappointment to suck it.”
(Alcopoz’s reaction to the on-air mention is unknown; she hasn’t tweeted since early October.)

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The Daily Beast talked to Dan Harmon (Community showrunner), Hart Hanson (Bones creator) and Shonda Rhimes (Grey’s Anatomy) about the relationship between them, their shows and the Twitter masses. 

Good read!

(via cineboobs)

Not to mention introducing the phrase “streets ahead” into the vernacular of Community, which came from some girl insulting Community on twitter. I love this show.

Nov 30, 20107 notes
“Write drunk, edit sober.” —

-Hemingway (via quote-book) (via suninthetrees)

This is how I plan on executing my most introspective and personal academic paper of my college career.

Nov 30, 20102,608 notes
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Some girls actually believe they're ugly.

giotto-:

lizzlalalovesyou:

Some of them actually aren’t fishing for compliments, you know. There are people out there who genuinely believe they’re not beautiful in anyway, because that’s just how low their self esteem is.

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Nov 29, 201038,053 notes
#if i had will smith yelling this at me I wouldn't be unhappy
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#hnnng and a half
Nov 29, 2010
#although this is actually for my lit class
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Nov 29, 2010
#spaced #it's ups and downs it's ups and downs it's ups and downs
Nov 29, 2010185 notes
#hnnng and a half
Nov 29, 2010
#michael #conversation #hometown musings
Nov 29, 201038,071 notes

bagofshit replied to your photo: Trying to grow my hair out is really, really hard…

Yeah it’s hard to argue with that face. I’m also imagining a brightly colored plastic clip somewhere and I just want to pinch your cheeks and listen to Belle & Sebastian with you.

I am the epitome of twee, and I have accepted it.

Nov 29, 2010
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#hnnng and a half
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#y u no look cute me
Nov 29, 201075 notes
Nov 28, 20101,979 notes
#hnnng and a half
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Nov 28, 20102 notes
#birthday #me #michael #champagne
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Nov 28, 2010
Nov 28, 2010
#me #liam #ariel #joey #mom #taylor and kieran's wedding
Nov 28, 2010
#little midnight
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Nov 28, 2010
#hotel motel holiday inn
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Nov 28, 2010177 notes
I thought I was already following you lol

I am so offended that you weren’t.

Nov 28, 20103 notes
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#antm #bacon sandwich #dat cat
Nov 27, 201065 notes
#felicia day #joss whedon #i love them both #hnnng and a half
Baileigh and I are holing ourselves up in our house.
  • FSU beat UF
  • Maryland beat NC State
  • This means that we are playing VA Tech in the ACC Championship
  • We live in the Student Ghetto 

All of these things equal massive parties, parties like no one has ever seen before.

I will be drinking this bottle of wine and eating this coffee ice cream.

Nov 27, 2010

lizhammond replied to your post: Today I will be spending seven hours at a large event.

Yo Hannah, this is your cheer up message: Youre completely hilarious, & I sincerely have my eye on your to get famous and pen the next Joss Whedon-y show. — Tell me your thoughts on Misfits, that british show. I just started and I’m pretty hooked.

Why thank you! I doubt I’ll ever reach Joss Whedon’s skill level, right now I’m shooting for mid-range basic cable channel sitcom writing gig. Who knows, maybe I should shoot higher.

I have not seen Misfits! But it is the next show I plan on getting in to (that and Skins). I’m on a big British show kick, and based on the people I know who like the show, and me liking them, I will probably enjoy the show. Plus, I love superheroes, so.

westerlythoughts replied to your post:Today I will be spending seven hours at a large event.

I, on the other hand, will be spending my time with friends home for the holidays and/or with schoolwork. For me, the game falls between those on the desirability spectrum. In other news, should I see “Love and Other Drugs” or “Burlesque”?

Wait wat, you didn’t watch the game?! It’s probably for the best, as we kind of crushed you guys : /

It depends. I haven’t seen either movie, and I want to see both, for different reasons. I have very low hopes for both, but ask yourself these questions: Do you want to see a lady movie that consists of very little clothes, lots of those make-up/show lights (bulbs without lamp shades), wigs, women belting songs, and the un-ageable Cher? Or do you want to see a lady movie that consists of very little clothes, Anne Hathaway’s delivery of “That’s the best you’ve got?” and Jake Gyllenhaal looking as hot as always? 

I’m going to go with Burlesque, if only because thinking about Jake Gyllenhaal ending up with Anne Hathaway over Heath Ledger (RIP) makes me really, really sad.

backseatsman replied to your post:Today I will be spending seven hours at a large event.

Hi! I just saw Harry Potter and cried within the first ONE MINUTE. Is this normal? I cried like 10 times because it’s my birthday, too. lol. I think the entire restaurant was thinking “oh god. a crazy person”

Homegirl, I can’t watch ANY Harry Potter movie without completely breaking down anymore. Especially the last movie. It was so embarrassing, especially because along with my sobs, I was gasping for air. I’m pretty sure everyone in the theater hated me and my friends (who were also weeping). But why were you crying over your birthday? Crazy.

Nov 27, 20101 note
Nov 27, 2010
#bane of my existence
Nov 27, 2010302 notes
#hnnng and a half
Today I will be spending seven hours at a large event.

Today I will be spending seven hours at a large event, maybe the largest annual event in my state, and that is the Florida/Florida State football game. 

Not by choice, but by obligation. I would much rather hole myself up in my cold house, do the massive amounts of work I have to do, not change out of my pajamas, and drink cup after cup of tea.

But alas, I must go there, and I must ride my bike there in this annoyingly brisk weather.

So, you know, if anyone wants to leave me a nice note, or ask me how I feel about a band/movie/show/life choice they have made, or anything, I would appreciate that when I come home in the dark to a dark, lonely house and must make some sort of dinner with no food.

Nov 27, 20103 notes
#waaah #football #just want it to be over
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Nov 26, 20107 notes

 unicornery replied to your post: amyho replied to your post:I am so embarrassed…

smart lady. the Stills-Young band made a great record, “Long May You Run.”

Yeah, my dad is a huge Neil Young/Crosby Stills Nash and Young/all collaborations fan. Actually most of their songs make me sad/sentimental because it reminds me of my childhood with my dad. And I don’t live near my dad anymore.

OK this is making me sad. No more Neil Young talk.

Nov 26, 2010

amyho replied to your post:I am so embarrassed that I never got “Stephen Stills” AND “Young Neil.”

I’m not really sure what this post means but I’m liking it anyway

Young Neil (the character)=Neil Young backwards. Stephen Stills (the artist) and Neil Young (the artist) collaborated on music with the Stills-Young band and also with Crosby Stills Nash and Young.

Nov 26, 20104 notes
I am so embarrassed that I never got "Stephen Stills" AND "Young Neil."

Like, I got the Stephen Stills reference, but I never got it in the context with Young Neil.

So embarrassing.

Nov 26, 20104 notes
#scott pilgrim #drunk watching scott pilgrim commentary
Nov 26, 2010
#i may/may not have a thing for lutz #definitely have a thing for toofer #hnnng and a half
OH MY GOD LOLOLOL

14th-street:

SO LAST THURSDAY, I’m watching Jeopardy! as usual, and I really remember to watch it this time because Stephanie tweeted earlier that there was a contestant on there named Hans who was similar to 

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in that he was in the red pretty much the entire game and that was sad. And I watched it and it was indeed sad. However, Hans was part of the college tournament and had advanced somehow in some other episode, so he got to play again the next day. I forgot to DVR the episode and I wasn’t home that night so i didn’t see it.

I kept wondering about the status of dear Hans, if he actually got points or not because I was worried about him, you know. The only other person I know who probably saw that episode was Stephanie, so about…less than an hour ago I remembered to tweet her and ask if Hans won or got ANY points or SOMETHING because I was just DYING to know and she tweeted me back about how he got at least 0 points and some other girl won. Ok cool. I tweeted back “god get it together Hans” or something like that.

A few minutes later, I see this 

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OHM MY GOD HANS

WHAT THE FUCK

(I’m onacruise btw)

…

Yeah, sorry this story isn’t really exciting but I guess you had to be there. Who knew he Twitter searches himself…AND knows about Tyrone!!!!

This is a perfect story.

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