Commence crossing all appendages and both eyes, please.
1. Hot Rod is on TV
2. Chinese food is in my belly
3. Aria, Geri, and Kyle listened to my woes
How dare you come into MY state (no matter how shitty I think it is) and throw trash from your truck? What year is it? How old are you? You were looking for a parking spot, you couldn’t keep the Subway wrapper and bag in your precious lap for a few more seconds until you were able to park and throw it away in a trash can like a decent human being?
I don’t think I have actually seen someone litter—especially something that big and obvious—in like, ten years. At least not since I left middle school. MIDDLE SCHOOL. Are you a fking eleven year old? God, how terrible was your upbringing/education that you weren’t taught to NOT LITTER.
I realize there are more important things in the world, but there is also almost nothing as simple as THROWING AWAY YOUR FKING TRASH. Get it together, World.