September 2010
“I’m sorry what I am trying to say is you understand how html5 is so awesome right?”
—This is an example of everyday questions my brother asks me all the time.
August 2010
Unpopular opinion: I don't think Christina Hendricks is THAT attractive....
She’s not ugly or anything…..at all.
But I keep seeing tumblr posts about how she’s like, so beautiful and perfect and I guess I just don’t really see it.
THANK. YOU.
Ya’lls just scared of her, dats it and dats all.
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OMG! hannahmcnoface from the rotten tomatoes show! I was insanely jealous when you got that internship. how was it? i wouldn't have been able to work well around brett because he is a total babe and it would have been distracting.
Yes, the internship was amazing. Everyone there is totally awesome. Brett is a rad dude, but so is literally everyone else in the office. It’s going to be hard to find a job next year when I graduate that can top Current.
Things I Love: Volume 2
KOOZIES
I really hate those red and blue solo cups used at parties (apparently in Australia they refer to them as “america cups”). What if someone from that hipster blog you follow on tumblr secretly but outwardly hate shows up at that party down the street from you with the thumping bass and he wants to take a picture of you to put on his blog? You sure as shit don’t want your picture taken with a red solo cup, as if you just lost a round of beer pong (which you did).
GRAB A BOTTLE AND PUT A KOOZIE ON IT.
I realize that koozies also cover up the type of beer you are drinking (*ahem* peebs), but koozies can also be stylish and show off your hipster cred. Case in point, my favorite koozie:
It’s camouflage and has the state of Florida on it and says “Fuck you, I’m from Florida.” My friend Travis bought it for me when we went to a show once and it is my pride and joy and keeps my hand dry and also it means that there is a less chance my drink won’t slip out of my hand. I love it.
PIZZA & ORANGE JUICE: “A Russian telephone isn’t just a phone, it’s a being; once, at my... →
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“A Russian telephone isn’t just a phone, it’s a being; once, at my friend Alex Melamid’s mother’s apartment when I was having trouble dialling her phone, she showed me how, explaining, ‘He likes to be dialed slowly.’ In Russia, alarm clocks don’t ring; they burst into rooster crowing. Another…
I reblog him too much but idc.
“But you, young man, just consider a little what this temperance means and the delights of which it deprives you-young fellows, women, play, dainty dishes, wine, boisterous laughter. And what is life worth without these?”
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Inferior Argument, The Cloud, Aristophanes.
Might have to start living my life with this point of view.
44. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes. →
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Some of these make me feel like I am reading facebook “like” pages, but for the most part, yes.
GUYS MY BEST FRIEND HAS A TUMBLR NOW.
She said she didn’t understand tumblr but now she got one so that she can stop just posting stumbleupon clips on my facebook wall all day. She can do it here instead!
She’s pretty and funny and kind of a bitch but really smart and popular so she’s allowed to be.
Luv u Hanny!
My name is Kyle. It means handsome. I feel much disdain for the woman who lives below me because she has wooden painted signs hanging on the porch that say things like, "A Day Without Margaritas is a Day Without Sunshine," and "Wine A Bit, You'll Feel Better" (with a bottle of wine next to it and some grapes in case we all did not get the pun). I have been bitten by a pig at an airport. My best friend Ryan makes me make funny faces. I refer to PBR as Peebers anytime I see anyone drinking it, and sometimes I accidentally say it in front of other people. I have a huge crush on Ron Weasley. The thesaurus is my favorite book. One of my most beloved moments with you, Hannah McNoface, was when you elbowed and punch-danced a certain someone at a mansion dance party to make me laugh. I like turtles.
I love that you call Ryan your best friend, even though I know that I truly am that. I know this because we once stayed up until 4 in the morning discussing things that no one else knows and watching Anderson Cooper.
Goddammit do I miss KAM.
DEALBREAKER.: EXPOSE: The Age Of the Sensidouche →
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The time for meatheads has passed. Jersey Shore has rendered them a thin parody of their former selves. No longer will women (and smaller men) cower in fear at the site of their neck veins and tribal tats. We can watch them be reduced to thin caricatures for our amusement every week on MTV. They…
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck goddammit.
The Emmys Drinking Game! | TV.com →
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Drink…
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Whenever Jimmy Fallon cracks a joke that bombs, drink!Whenever host Jimmy Fallon tells a joke that’s actually funny, drink! If we did it the other way around, you’d end up with alcohol poisoning.… For every “cause” George Clooney mentions when he receives his Humanitarian Award, bang a supermodel. (This rule applies only to George Clooney)
… For every award that HBO wins (the network leads the competition with a jillion nominations), drink something expensive. It’s premium cable, baby! It deserves more than a shot of Natty Light!
… Take a drink when that little diva Lea Michelle from Glee throws a hissy fit over not winning Best Actress even though she shouldn’t have been nominated in the first place. We suggest a glass of white whine.
… Drink whenever you see an incredibly hot female presenter paired with a normal-looking dude presenter and they make stupid jokes about one being hot and it turns out the guy was talking about himself because they always do that during awards shows and it’s the oldest joke in the book.
… If Jimmy Fallon picks up his guitar, change the channel!
… Take a sip of beer whenever Jimmy Fallon says the word “Twitter” or “Tweet.” But only do it for the first 50 times he says it. We don’t want a lawsuit on our hands.
… When NBC plays a promo for its new Indian-customer-support comedy Outsourced, drink for every time you think it’s the most racist thing you’ve ever seen.
… Pound a beer whenever any of the following actors get snubbed: Jim Parsons, Aaron Paul, Modern Family, Breaking Bad, Kyle Chandler, Connie Britton, Jesse Tyler Ferguson. I know there are only seven potential snubs listed, but the way these always go against what I think should win, you’ll need at least a six-pack just for this category.
… For every stupid joke about the producers of Lost not giving us all the answers and taking the easy way out, take a sip of a Mai Tai because you know it’s true.
… After the Emmys, have a drink for every bare-chested hunk you see on True Blood in a homoerotic situation.
Pretty good. My Emmy Predictions coming tomorrow. (Maybe)
Agreed. My Emmy predictions coming never. (Ever)
Doing.
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Things That I Love: Volume 1
Last night, sitting around my house with my two roommates, my roommate’s boyfriend, and my roommate’s sister (which I loved), I started making a list of Things That I Love. This list will probably never be complete. But here is number 1 (in no particular order) in an unfinished list.
MY DANCE SKILLS
This picture was taken at my friend’s wedding. It was later in the night and there wasn’t much of a dance floor/interest to begin with, but my really close friends and I made it work and got our groove on. I tend to be pretty reserved when I go out, unless people really know me, so acquaintances are always amazed when they see me on the dance floor. Let me say this: I am talented.
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Dear fellow college students,
You guys, in general, are a bunch of dicks.
I’m not just saying that because I am a heartless, friendless, anti-fun kind of person (which I am). I’m saying this because it is true.
Case in point: today, while going to school, I drove through these pretty, shaded neighborhoods right on the outskirts of campus. There was one house, overgrown with trees and plants, but not in the way that someone hasn’t kept up with it; it was overgrown in the way that someone intricately planted and weeded and sculpted their front yard to be this haven for birds and bees and native plants. In the front yard was a woman, wearing a business lady suit (it was 8 in the morning, after all), probably in her forties, obviously the resident of the house. She was bending over. As I looked closer, I saw she was picking up natty light cans. Not only that, but they were strewn all over her yard, along with bits of other trash. I say “bits,” but really her lawn was littered with paper and bags and, most obviously, alcoholic related merchandise.
You fucking assholes. This lady has worked so hard on her house, a pretty little bungalow tucked back on one of the nicer streets in Tallahassee (nicer not meaning income wise, but like, that feeling you get when you drive around a neighborhood and you get all warm), and she probably has to deal with you guys on a regular basis. I wonder if she ever gets up in the middle of the night to get a drink of water and sees some skanky girl with her friends using the bathroom in her yard, or some guys chugging beers and tossing the empties in her driveway.
Have some class, Tallahassee.
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xenophonics replied to your post: If you are following me, tell me about yourself!
I think I’m cheating by writing here, because you actually do know me. Well, we went to middle school together, at least. Meh. I just felt like doing this. Hi and bye.
BILLY. I was like 90% sure that was you but then I wasn’t but I’m so glad that you answered that because now I know and can follow you and stalk you without actually having to go to Gainesville.
Ice cream for dinner!
Ice cream for dinner!
I’m an adult!
And having ice cream for dinner!
hi hannah:D
I first saw you on the rotten tomatoes show:D hahaha
I'm a sophmore at the LA county high school of the arts as a music "major"
My name is victoria gray
I'm sad that you can't get full episodes of rt/infomania on iTunes any more.
anddd....I'm half Asian(Taiwanese) one quarter Caucasian and one quarter Scottish.....
And my favorite animal is the unicorn and my favorite movie is the princess bride and my favorite song changes, but right now it's my alien by simple plan.
and I now feel like i have sufficently rambled myself into a corner, so I'll stop now..
Hello Victoria! I was just in LA this summer, but I didn’t see your school. What instrument(s) do you play? I played the drums in middle school, but I mainly just played the bass drum because I was good at keeping rhythm and terrible at everything else.
Yeah, I heard that about the shows, at least you can still watch them on Current and Youtube and Hulu though, right?
If you are following me, tell me about yourself!
I feel bad because there are people that follow me and I know nothing about them. So feel free to tell me some cool things about yourself. Either reply to this or tell me here.
