January 2012
The New Year—Death Cab for Cutie
If there...
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Also,
one of the best feelings in the world is commenting on your roommate’s status/posting on her wall/~mentioning her in a post and hearing her giggle four seconds later from her room as she reads the HILARIOUS things you wrote (aka comparing yourself to ben affleck, saying the phrase “YA DIG,” etc).
ugh I love Monika and tomorrow we are going to see The Inbetweeners Movie together...
I have never felt more optimistic about a year...
December 2011
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Resolutions:
Watch More
Write More
Move More
Eat More
Enjoy More
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List of things I requested from my friend (and...
Watching of Josie and the Pussycats, Clueless, Great Mouse Detective, Mean Girls, that Barbie movie, and any other things I think of between now and then
Baked goods and junk food while watching said things
Trip to Disney/Universal
Dock swimming/beach with lots of nalus and margaritas
Makeovers
Road trips around and outside FL
Ice cream downtown
Complaining
Drinking at the movies
Going...
sundryandvarious replied to your post: From now on, whenever anyone is interested in me…
did you knit that hat and that scarf/cowl? i bet you did, you
oui, bien sur! actually, to be fair, I only knitted the hat, which looks like this hat, and it is my second favorite thing I’ve ever knitted (right after this beautiful creature). I bought the scarf, but it was a euro, which would be...
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“I wish I could find someone who was like, raised in the wild, but who understood...”
– Also Known As: the one reason I am looking forward to having children
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i3elle:
A Better Son/Daughter, Rilo KIley
one...
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From now on, whenever anyone is interested in me (either romantically or platonically), I will make them watch this gif for one whole minute. If they are still willing to hang after that, then I know they are a keeper.
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white girl wasted | Tumblr →
pussy-strut:
here is a hashtag for you to look at since you all think you’re better than fat trel (HINT: you are not)
ugh this is a thing? I hate everyone, good night.
Dominique Pinon and I are both trying to find the...
PARIS LIFE
The Muppet Christmas Carol—The Love We...
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Airing of Grievances with Max
and Titus Andronicus
I feel like around Christmas, there are two...
those who are dreading every second they have to spend with their family, and
those who think their family is the greatest and knows that every person outside of their family is totally jelz of their dynamic.
I’m so fucking glad I fall into the latter group.
Look!
I’m Hannah McNoface again!
h8ers beware, I’m coming out of hiding and ready to take all of your shit.
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“If I see David Cross, I’m gonna punch him in the face.”
– Brian Posehn
Do you guys want to know why my brother and I are...
Tonight, while walking to get chinese food, my brother was like,
aw man, on the plane today, I fell asleep, but I totally wanted to, halfway through the flight, just suddenly stand up and yell “KEVIN!”
and I almost died right there in the 13th arrondissement because I was laughing so fucking hard. My brother didn’t even have to explain his Home Alone joke (I mean, I thought...
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“Sleep well. Rage tomorrow!”
– my brother’s flight from Minneapolis to Paris has been delayed multiple times and he just emailed me this and it’s late here but I hate going to sleep not knowing that his plane is not in the air with him resting comfortably in the worst seat possible ughhhh get her now brosk.
how "baby it's cold outside" should actually go
sl33pcr33p:
Girl: I really can’t stay. Boy: Baby it’s cold outside, I’ll drive you home. Girl: Thanks.
for fucking real. Like I know that this is a thing that most people in my internet circle agree on, but ughhh how is this still a “cute” christmas song. last night my two roommates and I were listening to christmas music and santa baby came on and I was like...
WatchAt this point, it’s totally acceptable to be outspoken about your romantic relationship with The Internet, right?
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Watch5000candlesinthewind:
Jimmy Fallon Opening Monologue | SNL S37E08
it’s not only acceptable but expected that one weeps through this entire thing, right?
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i just got off the phone with a woman from msnbc...
superdiscochino:
oh life
so rad, proud to know you
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“I knew it was true love when I read that he thought Borat ‘was a little...”
– How One Girl Fell in Love With the Editor of Videogum: the Hannah McNoface Story
Is there anything more painful than reading a screenwriting book?
Ways Horrible/Humorless People Respond To...
theidiotking:
“OKAYYYYYYY….“
“You’re WEIRD.”
“What are you smoking?” and/or “I want some of what YOU’RE on.”
<eye roll>
“Yeah… not so much.”
“Not sure what THAT was all about, but…”
“Riiiiiiiiiight.”
“Anywayyyyyyyyyyy…”
“Um, random much?”
“I never developed the social skills one needs to have a fun back and forth with someone, nor do I understand/know how to process humor, so...
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