Really wanted to go to one last market this...
Unfortunately I woke up hungover and dicked around for three hours and now I don’t have enough time to do anything before I have to meet up with people in an hour. I guess maybe that’s for the best since I need to do laundry and actually pack up my entire room in two bags that will somehow work I just know it. OK bye everyone. You’re all sleeping, anyway.
The best improv in the show’s history was [Chris] Pratt’s, and it was in “Flu...– - Michael Schur via The AV Club (via fuckyeahparksandrec) this joke is easily the hardest I laughed in 2011.
Reason #12948123093420239423485 I love France: →
They have a national campaign against loneliness, including a pact you can sign that states, “By signing this pact, I pledge to reduce feelings of loneliness in everyday acts.” This is something I can get behind.
I swear I’m going to bite you hard and taste your tinny blood if you...– The greatest cat/message/song in the world.
Cadelmageddon, ya'll. →
mcnoface365: Max sent me this link today, in honor of it being the final Tour de France leg, right here in Paris. First he told me “cadel-pocalypse,” but then he corrected himself. I’m going to see if I can keep making up Cadel related puns.
John Boutté—Treme Song Happy Friday...
Not being assaulted is not a privilege to be earned through the judicious...– Emily Nagoski aka my Smith College hero (via peppermintplease)
Giselle and I
went to some loft-ish type music venue tonight because Matt and Kim were supposed to play, but apparently Matt fucked up his back (which was the same excuse he used when he canceled a few years ago in TLH, hmmmmm) but we saw The Death Set (ugh) and We Have Band (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), neither of which we had heard of before. But we basically spent the night drinking expensive heineken (seriously,...
What would you guys say
if I told you I just ate an entire baguette in one sitting? Along with almost an entire block of chevre? Would you just close your eyes, lean your head back, and sigh silently out of pity? Or would you high five me, wishing you had the lack of will power/self-consciousness that I have?
So glad the funny continues even if iM does not. Michele and Marcus Bachmann on Homosexuality - watch more funny videos
Crazy Ass Videos →
My friend Jones started this website. I’m pretty sure he goes around and films crazy looking asses and then posts them on this website. Just kidding.
I get angry when the Scottish guy in my class...
Rotten Tomatoes memories.
Today I got an email from Current saying that I had a message waiting for me. So I checked it and it was spam (as I expected). But then I looked at my other inbox and I re-read all of the nice messages people sent me saying how much they liked my reviews, and the few creepy ones I received from people saying how attracted they were to bitchy girls in glasses (aka me and young Tina Fey, I guess). ...
cardinaleverything-deactivated2 asked: Have you looked at the Rotten Tomatoes for "The Undefeated"? I would assume yes, but if not: "0%." I'm waiting for Armond White's review.
superdiscochino: Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County It isn’t strictly accurate to say that I sat through the whole movie alone. Just as the previews started, two young women walked in giggling together and took seats three rows behind me. Afraid that they’d ruined the only story I had at that point — What If Sarah Palin Starred in a Movie and No One...
fauxbois replied to your photo: gettin’ mad sassed from a statue at the louvre are those sandals from target? because if so, we have the same sandals. if not, i like your sandals and they look very similar to ones i got at target. yes they are, they’ve done me well during this trip, since I only brought those and two pairs of keds.
Usually, (kids) need help opening a milk, because they can’t open their milks....– LOUIS C.K., on Louie (via inothernews) This was exactly what I needed to read tonight.