May 2012
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April 2012
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Thank God for facebook cover photos, to be honest, because it just gives me one more way to judge someone’s life choices
after monika punches me in the back while I'm...
Me: You don't punch a sneezing person, Monika!
Monika: Does it--does it kill them?
Me:
Monika:
Me:
Monika: ...Like putting a cat in the microwave?
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decide to have a night in with yr flatmate
pick up a bottle of jameson
drink the entire thing and then some
do more damage to yourself and your surroundings than you could have done had you gone out
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laufei replied to your post: a good friend geeks out about a cute parisian…
goddess
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kendallbobendall:
oh goodness… listen up turkeys
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see carrie for the first time in ten days
get rich french food at a cafe
drink tequila as a post dinner dessert
make irish coffees at 11 pm
spend two hours learning the dance to T-Ara’s Roly Poly music video
decide carrie and sonya are sleeping over
introduce them to the glory that is one direction interviews
decide to go to versailles tomorrow
enjoy life
I just want to be famous enough where people make gifs of me from films/tv/interviews and use them as reactions to things on the internet
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new burden to bear:
saw The Avengers today, can’t speak about it to anyone but Monika until next friday. but forever hearts in my eyes over hawkeye mmmmmm
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governmentnillawafer replied to your quote: Tomorrow…SO MUCH AVENGING
HOPE YOU DIDN’T INSULT THE TEAM THOUGH LOLOLOLOL
NO lolz I didn’t
actually it was barca v. chelsea and I don’t give a fu about either team (basically if yr not from the nwest of england, idgaf) but allll these annoying rando french guys were screaming and then torres was brought in and he literally baby-leaped over...
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the cool thing about monika
is that if I describe my childhood may day celebrations, what with making flower crowns and having a may day pole and being as hippy and pagan as possible (what what being raised in basically a coven but also with a brother and a dad), she will say “that sounds like the wedding scene in monty python”
and then I say “but with no launcelot”
and she says “slaughtering...
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Tomorrow…SO MUCH AVENGING
– me and monika, simultaneously and echoing each other, about the fact that the avengers comes out in paris tomorrow oh my god
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lolitas:
remember how damn ugly Beans from even stevens was
you’re like “it can’t get any worse”
and then you google him
"U NEVER KNO WHEN U WILL WAKE UP AS AN INSECT....
monika-young:
this is going on my headstone…
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monika-young:
I’d also like to thank Mad Men for putting Pet Sounds in my mind…listening to it on a cold rainy day and pretending I’m somewhere where spring actually exists.
if you guys don’t mind, this is now exclusively a “reblog yr roommate 4ever” tumbly
saw this gif on ontd this morning and I literally can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard. I was sobbing—sobbing—from laughter and my nose was running and I couldn’t catch my breath and finally I showed my roommate and she didn’t think it was that funny
it is though, you guys
it is
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governmentnillawafer:
“as long as it is legal and consensual, ride dat pony” - hannahmcnoface
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That guy looks like the ghost of Patton Oswalt. Like if Patton Oswalt walked...
– Me, killing it as usual with comparisons, about a guy at the coolest food truck this side of the canal.
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one hundred percent over being embarrassed about my love of one direction
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So much of today
was spent with Monika and I reflecting on how good our days in Paris, especially recently, have been, or realising how different/miserable-ish our days will be when we return to the states (especially re: guys constantly in our life wearing cargo shorts and fedoras across the atlantic, whereas here in Paris they wear beautiful haircuts, well fitted pants, and shirts buttoned all the way up to the...
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