my brother linked me to this pacblue clip (after bike snob linked to it on his blog today) and said  ”it makes me so happy that I used to watch it,” since there was a time when every early evening he would watch Pacific Blue, JAG, or Walker, Texas Ranger (yeah I’m calling you out, MAX) and I would always get frustrated with the fact that it wasn’t Nickelodeon.

Here are my thoughts on this video after watching it over ten years later:

• don’t they have crimes to solve? do bike cops solve crimes?
• I love how many people showed up at the pier, especially considering that between challenging each other to this and the cop having to go change into a wet suit, they had to wait around.
• Doesn’t this ruin bikes? Like, rust or whatever? Also, they might sink?
• I think I remember liking JAG more, only because it had the cute guy who I always called Jag.
• did he call his partner a bitch because she took time out of her busy schedule to put on a belly shirt and judge his dumb fucking thing?
• boner joke
• normal weiner joke
• lady cop isn’t even impressed.