Exit, pursued by a bear.

"One wonders what it says about the current state of pop that a coming-at-pop-sideways artist like..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:26:03 -0700

“One wonders what it says about the current state of pop that a coming-at-pop-sideways artist like Charli XCX feels confident in and proud of her love for ‘I Want It That Way’, while a boyband like The Wanted are so self-conscious about the reality of their existence that they feel they have to take the piss out of it in order to be taken seriously.”

- There is some great pop music discussing going down over at popjustice this morning.

I mean there always is, but this morning especially.

The 7 year old I babysit poured water on my head today and this...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:17:33 -0700

The 7 year old I babysit poured water on my head today and this was the apology she wrote me.

flimsi: Chicken dance - Verona 19/05/2013 #has anyone in...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:31:00 -0700

flimsi:

Chicken dance - Verona 19/05/2013

#has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken before?

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Fri, 17 May 2013 08:51:09 -0700

bidenette: LOL

Thu, 16 May 2013 07:16:21 -0700

bidenette:

LOL

"We women, with our sumptuous breasts and our shapely hips, have to be funny in order literally to..."

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:34:00 -0700

“We women, with our sumptuous breasts and our shapely hips, have to be funny in order literally to survive. Our curves render us useless for just about anything except cracking wise and quip-firing. Sometimes our breasts are so big that we actually can’t move; we have no choice but to sit very still in one place and come up with joke after joke. Sometimes—though rare—our hips are so wide, that we physically cannot fit through the exit door of the comedy club that our office co-workers dragged us to after happy hour. So the only option available to us is to stay inside the comedy club, absorbing comedy act after comedy act, and in so doing, completing the full transformation from comedy student to comedy master.”

- Ellie Kemper asks: Can Men be Funny?

New Amazing Spider-Man 2 set photos! If you look closely, you...

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:49:39 -0700

New Amazing Spider-Man 2 set photos! If you look closely, you can see Paul Giamatti as Rhino, but that’s not what’s important.

it’s his butt

his butt is what’s important

✿♥‿♥✿

"If evolved means that I can like the Foo Fighters, vintage pinball and Clover and Daisy, then thank..."

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:47:06 -0700

“If evolved means that I can like the Foo Fighters, vintage pinball and Clover and Daisy, then thank you. I’m evolved.”

- Gordo, Lizzie McGuire

This is how I feel any time someone is confused about how I am able to enjoy something like One Direction as well as something like Neutral Milk Hotel. Enjoying one thing does not negate or cancel out the enjoyment of another thing. They are not mutually exclusive, and I don’t get the same kind of joy or satisfaction from everything. Everyone needs to calm down, stop being shitty about what other people like, and get in touch with their inner Clover and Daisy fan.

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Mon, 13 May 2013 07:56:31 -0700

Either my mom is working on a character for a variety show I am not aware of or she is officially...

Sun, 12 May 2013 14:24:02 -0700

Either my mom is working on a character for a variety show I am not aware of or she is officially becoming the Long Island Nagging Mother she inevitably will morph into.

Today on the phone I told her there are almost always helicopters buzzing around my neighborhood and she said “what, the rich people all have their own helicopters?” and when I told her it was often for less good reasons she had a stony face and said “Come home.”

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Sat, 11 May 2013 16:31:05 -0700

theslowpokewell: Remember that time that girl threatened to...

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:50:48 -0700

theslowpokewell:

Remember that time that girl threatened to kill Carson on TRL?

eiffantower: Dreams (Fleetwood Mac Cover) || Bastille ft....

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:44:55 -0700

eiffantower:

Dreams (Fleetwood Mac Cover) || Bastille ft. Gabrielle Aplin

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Sat, 11 May 2013 13:44:13 -0700

Last night my friend came over and we went to a UCB show and then she hung out after and we were all...

Mon, 06 May 2013 10:49:13 -0700

Last night my friend came over and we went to a UCB show and then she hung out after and we were all sitting on the couches listening to Nat King Cole or something and not really talking but suddenly I burst into laughter at something on my phone (a picture of a dog probably) and my friend described the feeling she got watching me and my roommate sit next to each other with the music in the background the same feeling she gets when she smells a crackling fire in a fireplace during Christmas time.

I need to remember this when I’m sad.

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Sun, 05 May 2013 23:55:34 -0700

"If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the safest place for a..."

Fri, 03 May 2013 11:16:22 -0700

“If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the safest place for a woman. It’s not.

If women covering up their bodies worked, Afghanistan would have a lower rate of sexual assault than Polynesia. It doesn’t.

If not drinking alcohol worked, children would not be raped. They are.

If your advice to a woman to avoid rape is to be the most modestly dressed, soberest and first to go home, you may as well add “so the rapist will choose someone else”.

If your response to hearing a woman has been raped is “she didn’t have to go to that bar/nightclub/party” you are saying that you want bars, nightclubs and parties to have no women in them. Unless you want the women to show up, but wear kaftans and drink orange juice. Good luck selling either of those options to your friends.

Or you could just be honest and say that you don’t want less rape, you want (even) less prosecution of rapists.”

- A Short Post on Rape Prevention (via brute-reason)

Win

(via gettingahealthybody)

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Fri, 03 May 2013 09:37:41 -0700

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Thu, 02 May 2013 20:22:15 -0700

thedevilworshipszaynmaliks: MEN’S RIGHTS!!!!! REVERSE RACISM!!!! NOT TO BE RACIST BUT!!!

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:13:11 -0700

thedevilworshipszaynmaliks:

MEN’S RIGHTS!!!!!

REVERSE RACISM!!!!

NOT TO BE RACIST BUT!!!