Exit, pursued by a bear.

(Source: w576)

(Source: brontocaster)

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

(Source: eyeonspringfield)

I always think of nice things…but I never act on them.
Larry David. Also, me.
You know how people in bad situations (see: Blair Witch) do video last will and testaments?

thenewhotness:

Well… I think I would spend my talking about how much I wish The OC was still on the air.

(Source: thehymenofjesus)

maeby:

GPOY

maeby:

GPOY

There are a lot of people grosser than me.

Louis C.K.

I just need this tattooed on me so that I can remember it. How horrible is that? That this is my newest positive message to myself?