motherjones:

Currently on the front page of RickSantorum.com:

“Conservatives UNITE Moneybomb”

or, you know, CUM.

Just sayin’.

how

how was there not one person

HOW WAS THERE NOT ONE PERSON WHO WAS LIKE “HEY RICK, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE TO PLAY CONNECT FOUR, AND HOW YOUR FAVORITE MOVE IS THE SNEAKY DIAGONAL?”

STOP MAKING THIS SO EASY.

ten and three quarter inches, hard

7ariablequantity:

Don’t let me become this lonely, ever, please.

NOTE: If you want to be Starburns, you must have starburns.

(read from bottom up)

I don’t know who you are, ‘Al,’ but you are my new favorite person.

temazcal:

iwasacamera-:

rococoo:shadesofgold:xpurplerainx:racingtrains:palesthonkey:(via lickmydick)

I remember thinking this was completely hilarious when I was seven.

This dude needs to stop starin at me like dat it’s freakin me out.

thedailywhat:

Oh, Internet.

[ohinternet.]

His face at the end makes it.

While talking to my dad on the phone today, he informed me that this movie is having it’s premiere this week. It was filmed in my hometown (which I have a very complicated relationship with), and it was not the first movie. Despite being a beautiful city with lots of interesting locations, St. Augustine just can’t get it right when it comes to movies being shot here. First that awful Rob Lowe one in the 80’s, then that weird Da Vinci code rip-off, and now this one…

You know what? I’m not even going to say anything else. Just take three and a half minutes out of your life and bask in the glory that is…GRAZIA.