go ahead, try and tell me this isn’t the greatest sweatshirt of all time

and if you don’t think so, ur lying to urself

I bought this sweater because I knew Anna would approve.

hello internet i would like to introduce you to my new boyfriend, this giant bowl of hashbrowns.

can’t stop won’t stop.

Things I Bought that I Love: The “Are You My Mummy?” Edition

well i guess this is growin up

Daytime Halloween outfit.

there’s a 368% chance that I’m drunk right now

No one in France understands my clothing color palate.

Also, I have purple pants on. 

my name is hannah and I like to look rough in cafes on saturday mornings

My roommate: Hey I’m going out tonight, Hannah, do you want to come?

What I thought: Hahaha NO I have a bottle of wine and vegetables and this entire baguette and an opéra and unlimited television at my fingertips, why would I want to go to a sweaty club to get hit on by guys that don’t understand the word “No” maybe even worse than Americans and pay upwards of 6 euros for a drink, only to stumble outside, find a taxi at 3 in the morning, and hate myself tomorrow?

What I said: Nah, I’m pretty tired.